An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town
one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a
drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule
to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and
clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in
one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying,
'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did
dance. I just never wanted to.'
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you
old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old
man'sfeet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was
laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and
turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled
both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger
heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the
gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the
shotgun.
The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule's ass?'
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted
to.'
The lessons from this story are:
1. Don't waste ammunition.
2. Don't mess with old people
