An elderly gentleman was invited to his old friends' home for
dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded
every request to his wife with endearing terms - Honey, My Love,
Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married
almost 70 years, and clearly they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to
his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you
still call your wife those loving pet names." The old man hung his
head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her
name".
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