A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep
coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she
is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her
baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The
babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an
idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the
girl's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! I guess I was
wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor,
"What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
