My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that
was my mother-in-law to be. She was a
career woman, smart, but most of all
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes
flirted me, which made me feel
uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived,
she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I
got married and committed my life to her daughter, she
wanted to make love to me just
once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, "I'll go to the
bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
come and get me." I just watched her delicious
behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out
of the house.
Her husband was standing outside,
and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy
and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have
asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
Moral of the story? Always keep your condoms in the car.
