I recalled my first time with a condom. Then, I was 16 or so. I
went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman
behind the counter and she could see that I was new at it. She
handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, “No.”
So she unwrapped the package took one out and slipped over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the
store. It was empty.
She said “Just a minute.” And walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand she led me into the back room unbuttoned her blouse
and removed …… POW! I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a frown. “Did you put that condom on?”
I said, “I sure did.” And held up my thumb to show her.
