A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the
railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he
happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all
around on the river bank below.
He thought, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the
railing.
He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for
saving his life.
"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill
myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I
changed my mind."
"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly ...
"My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!"