A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian
determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters
worse, there were no male gorilla species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators
noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals
cages. Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any
female, but he wasn’t very bright.
So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Mike was approached with a proposition: “Would he be willing to
have sex with the gorilla for five hundred dollars?” Mike showed
some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully.
The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under three conditions. “First,” he said, “I don’t
want to have to kiss her. Secondly, I want nothing to do with any
offspring that may result from this union.”
The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so
they asked what was his third condition.
“Well,” said Mike, “you’ve gotta give me another week to come up
with the five hundred dollars.”