A little boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for weeks, but
nothing happened. So he decided to write God a letter requesting
the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they
decided to send it to the President who was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5-bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a
little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5-bill and sat
down to write a thank-you note to God which read:
Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you sent it through Washington DC, and those
assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.