A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his
mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new
location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist
colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to
his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but
accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really
worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then
remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she
won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It
says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it
makes your nose look too short!"
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