A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football
game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
and all
the big muscles,
But I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other
over 25
cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest
of the
game,
All they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!
