Labels labels labels. Chew on them!

16/f/lonely SG

On a blanket from Taiwan:
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

On a helmet-mounted mirror used by American cyclists:
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink:
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

In an American guide to setting up a new computer:
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM
TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

On a packet of American Sunmaid raisins:
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

On an American Sears hairdryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

On a bag of American Fritos-brand Corn Chips:
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

On a Japanese food processor:
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.

On British Sainsbury's peanuts:
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

On a Swedish chainsaw;
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

On a Canadian child's Superman costume:
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

On some British frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

On a British Boot's "Children's" Cough Medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

On a British Nytol Sleep Aid Tablets label:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(Duh!)

On British Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

sbst275 SG

lol lol lol

fairlady_xoxo SG

lol

elindra SG

Actually I think some labels are to stop stupid people from sueing them if the stupid consumers did something stupid

Kinda like the McDonald's lawsuit

caleb_chiang SG

In an American guide to setting up a new computer:
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM
TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

I believe that it is referring to the computer. it might cos condensation within the CPU case...

gunner77 SG

RedizAlertz SG

On a Swedish chainsaw;
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

16/f/lonely SG

Actually I think some labels are to stop stupid people from sueing them if the stupid consumers did something stupid

Kinda like the McDonald's lawsuit

It is.

A number of them reflect how dumb the consumers can get. Imagine.....using your genitals to stop a chainsaw....

Some are english problems (outside and inside).

Lancerlot SG

On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

guess this product doesn't really work! lol good one.

annoy-you-must SG

Caution: Floor slippery when wet.

NG QIBO AARON AUBREY SG

protect backside

cyberr1981 SG

On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

guess this product doesn't really work! lol good one.

Insect is not an animal. If it is tested on a mouse (animal), it doesn't mean it will kill an insect, since it's an insecticide.

Get it??