Question: "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice
tea or Green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk"
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "With cow milk please"
Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or African cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll take the first one"
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water
instead"
Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"
One day, Josh brought his wife and his son to a shopping mall.
They had never been to a shopping mall, so they thought everything
was a magic. After half an hour, Josh's wife needed to go to the
restroom so Josh brought his son to walk around the mall. They say
a strange looking box with buttons beside it. Then, an old lady
pressed some buttons and went in. Josh waited for a few minutes
when the door opened again and a young woman came out. Josh
immediately told his son, call your mother.
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they
didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through
the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed
when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he
didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six
wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes
each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest
were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking
for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately,
and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his
second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring
forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr.
Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he
climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had
wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his
head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the
world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in
the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both
turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I
wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.