One day in india,a 10 year old boy asked his mom:
"Mummy,why is my older sis named Wheatfield?"
Mummy replied:"Hmm because I and your dad made your sis
outside our wheat field."
Then The boy asked again:
"Mummy,why is my older brother named Sawatt River?"
Mummy replied:"Hmm well your father got horny while we were
strolling near that river and made your brother."
Mummy signed,turned around and asked:
"Torn Rubber, why are you asking so many questions today???"
