A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day
there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A
gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an
erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and
says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies, "No. What do you
mean? "She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule
here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down
on a towel, eagerly pulls him into her and happily lets him have
his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy
man lumbers out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for
me?" says the hairy man. "No. What do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you
fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins
him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is
greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she
says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the
key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But sir," she
replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had
the chance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen
lady, I'm 68 years old. I get an erection once a month but I fart
15 times a day! I'm out of here!"
