I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
--Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts
.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
--Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign , IL
Beauty is only a light switch away. --Perkins Library, Duke
University , Durham , North Carolina.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia .
God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? -- The Irish
Times, Washington , D.C.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. --The Bayou,
Baton Rouge , Louisiana .
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill.
Chapel Hill , North Carolina .
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. --Bentley's House
of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , Arizona .
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona
.
Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married! --Women's
restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman , Montana .
God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God --The Tombs
Restaurant. Washington , D.C.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--Revolution Books. New York , New York .
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're
going to have trouble with it. --Women's restroom, Dick's Last
Resort. Dallas , Texas .