The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one, which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I
want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in
your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would
stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her
voice quivered as she spoke.
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never
said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple
of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"
