A very attractive young girl was about to enter the church in a
topless dress when the vicar ran towards her.
“I’m very sorry, miss,” said the vicar, “but I cannot possibly
allow you to go into Church like that.”
“But I have a divine right,” protested the young girl.
“Yes,” agreed the vicar, “buy you have a divine left too, but I
still cannot let you into my church like that.”
