Yah,
And we speak English where the Englishmen dun understand a
single word we sprout!
Auto Air-con is always set at 16 degree celsius.
Glass breaker in public buses are secured with cable tie.
Major road signs in expressway only tell you the final
destination but not the next exit (try driving from Mandai road to
Hume Ave via BKE and KJE)
We build stainless steel railings with support that is too high
for sitting and too short for leaning at bus interchanges.
We charge up to $0.20 for stinko toilets. Toilet papers charged
separately at $0.30.
We also build gantry for toilets. No coins cannot enter.
Dun care if you shit in your pants (Use Cash card or ezlink next
time lar!)
You pay $4.00 for a noodle soup but $4.20 for the same takeaway
or $4.00 without soup when takeaway. (Maybe you can drink up the
soup before leaving)
Coffee comes with milk. Tea comes with milk. SOP. Dun argue,
even if the rest of the world serves coffee without milk unless
requested for.
Majority of the nation avoid eye contact during
conversation.
Majority of the people are right-handed, but are asked to stand
on the left on escalators.
