A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire
herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to
do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said,
"How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and
told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the
garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
"Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the
house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe
all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail
lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and
handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a
Lexus."
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