A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have
a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know
how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?'".
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a
moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have
two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the
Bible. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and we'll
put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach
your parrots to praise and worship and your parrots are sure to
stop saying that phrase...in time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi,
we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over
at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
