Sadie had been widowed for a few years and very lonely, and
finally consented to going out on a date with Maurice, the
gentleman her daughter fixed her up with.
Maurice picked up her and they went on a picnic in a very
secluded spot. He also had been widowed for a long time and found
himself very attracted to Sadie, and despite her resistance at
first to his advances; he finally was able to make love to her.
Sadie was mortified at her lack of self-control and sobbed, "I
don't know how I can face my daughter knowing in a time of
weakness, I sinned twice!"
Maurice said, "What do you mean "twice" we only did it
once?"
Sadie looked at Maurice and said, "...Well, you're going to do
it again, aren't you?"
