A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the
driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow
I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues
with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would
be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom
was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
those at bus forum won't be pleased 
