A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one
day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built
the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman then replies, 'Well... it was the Irish that
discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'
The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced
mathematics.'
The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones
who built the first timepieces and calendars.'
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end
the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks
were the ones who invented sex!'
The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish
who introduced it to women.'
