Just now I was at the coffeeshop when I heard 3 chinamen
plotting to take over the world 
Chinaman 1: Look there are so many china people in singapore. I
think we should just conquer singapore and make it 1 of China's
provinces
Chinaman 2: Ya good idea. When our motherland lauches an attack
on Singapore, all of us china people in singapore will have a
rebellion. We will attack Singapore from the inside while our
country sends an army to help us attack Singapore too.
Chinaman 3: Haha. Within 3 days we will have conquered Singapore
already. Singapore got alot of chinese chio bu. must rape all of
them after we conquer singapore
Chinaman 1: Yeah. After that we will conquer USA. There are alot
of malay countries than don't like USA. We will join forces with
them to conquer USA.
Chinaman 3: Imagine we conquer the world's most powerful
country. All the rest of the world will tremble when they hear
China's name in future!
Chinaman 2: After USA has been conquered, we will than conquer
Malaysia and Indonesia. They deserve to be punished for
discrimination against chinese. We should teach them a lesson.
Chinaman 3: After that we will conquer the entire southeast asia
first. We must rape all the girls and kill all the guys in Japan
when we have conquered them to take revenge for the rape of
nanjing.
Chinaman 1: Yeah. Once we have conquer the entire Southeast
Asia, than we will proceed on to conquer the rest of the world.
Chinaman 3: We must kill all the foeigners and than rape and
kill their girls also to take revenge for them bullying us in the
past.
Chinaman 2: We china is the greatest and longest and
largest civilisation in the world. We should make all other
countries our slave.
Chinaman 1: Yeah. Show them the power of our Sunzi Bingfa. Don't
forget our ancestor Genghis Khan almost conquered the entire world.
We definetly have the ability to conquer the whole world.
Chinaman 2: China Wan Shui Wan Shui Wan Wan Shui!
Ok. Let us now all laugh at the stupidity and naiveity of the
China people
