The Italian says, “When I’ve a finisheda makina da love with my
girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her kneesa, she
floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy”.
The Frenchman replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘ave
finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down
her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and
she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy”.
The Aussie says, “Mate, that’s nothing. When I’ve finished
shaggin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and
wipe me dick on the curtains. And MATE ….. She hits the fucking
roof.