A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and
asks him what he can do.
The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be
cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep up the
back passage.
The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells
him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The
doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same
thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or
something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the
second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself
properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over
and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his
shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust. "What's the matter?" asked his
wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor
did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."