A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is
standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at
herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old
woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are
hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She
turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make
me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a
soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your
eyesight."