Two rather nerdy engineering students were walking across campus
when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this
bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes
and said, 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."