Singlish some time back was classified as a bad language in
Singapore. Come and think abt it, its such a effective
language.
English : Hello, this is Mr. Smith Did anyone page me a few moments
ago?
Singlish : Hello, who page?
English : Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make
way?
Singlish : Lai, siam! Or Siam, hor! Or Skius!
English : Sorry i really don't recall what you had just
mentioned.
Singlish : Got meh?
English : Excuse me, but could you please lower your volume
Singlish : Ooi! Tiam le!!!
English : Oh my god, thats terrible
Singlish : WOWLAO ei!
English : Hey man, you are not doing it right.
Singlish : You hor!
English : Quick, let make a move now
Singlish : Gein, geia.
And of course the most universial
English : Sorry, you were saying?
English : Sorry i dun understand you
English : Mind repeating?
Singlish : Huh?!?!
