How much would it cost to (telephone) call Singapore from Hell?
You’d be surprised!
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Lee Kuan Yew die and go to
hell. But the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my
England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down
there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well
devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five
million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair
.
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US.
He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil?
The devil says Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes
back to his seat
Lee Kuan Yew is jealous. He says I want to call Singapore. He
calls and talks for about an hour to his son Lee Hsien Loong who is
busy trying to find Mas Selamat. Then he asks the devil how much do
I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Lee Kuan Yew is shocked and
asks ‘why so little?’.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another,
IT’S LOCAL CALL.
got it from somewhere, hope its not posted b4 
