I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the
other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic
nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in
meeting up and re-kindling a little of that “magic. “”Wow!” I said.
“I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now. I’m a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me.” She
just giggled and said she was sure I’d “rise” to the
challenge.
“Yeah” I said, “Just so long as you don’t mind a man with a
waistline that’s a few inches wider these days!” She
laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased
me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would
still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled, “I’ve put
on a few pounds myself!”
So I told her to fuck off.
