A Malaysian named Ah Meng dies and arrives in hell. He finds
that there is a different hell for each country and he can choose
which hell he wants to go to. He first goes to the Singapore hell.
There outside the door is Ah Lian, looking bored. Ah Meng asks,
“What do they do here?”
Ah Lian replies, “First they put you in an electric chair for an
hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then
the Singapore devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of
the day.”
“That’s terrible!” gasps Ah Meng. He is terrified! “I’m going to
check out the other hells!”, he yells. He checks out the Thailand
hell, the Indian hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the Singapore
hell. You get tortured to death basically!
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and discovers a huge line of
people waiting to get in. The line circles around the lobby five
times before receding off into the horizon. Ah Meng pushes his way
through to the head of the line. Amazed he asks “What do they do
here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
Malaysian devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of the
day.”
“But… but that’s the same as all the other hells! Why are there
so many people waiting to get in?” Ah Meng protests pointing to the
long queue.
“True, but because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair
does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and
the devil is a former Gormen servant, so he comes in, signs the
register and then goes to the canteen for teh-tarik…”
Ah Meng faints!!!
