Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love
to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the
Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the
lottery,
spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by
lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."