A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his
latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His
escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news.
Because he had to be careful, he worked his way home taking
little traveled routes, running across deserted fields and taking
every precaution he could think of.
Eventually he arrived at his house and he rang the bell.
His wife opened the door and bellowed at him, "You
good-for-nothing bum! Where the hell have ya been? You escaped over
12 hours ago."