Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says,
"My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a
poem, they give
him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles
a few words
on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The
third boy says, "I
got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of
paper, he calls it
a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the
money!"