Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on
British TV & Radio.
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is
Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was
amazing!'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it
when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a
lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah,
isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the
Cox of the Oxford crew.
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold
Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I
just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time
Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So
Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not
only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,
because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much
better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
night like this.'
10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a
male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and
he's only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie
Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks
Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by
himself.