Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course, I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional.
In over
20 years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay, then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the
tiniest 'whooha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been
bigger
than the size of an AAA battery!
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then
fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to
his
feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I
really
am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and
a
gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be
the
problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied...
