A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to
foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained
consciousness. Now,you
probably won't remember, but you were in a pileup on the freeway.
You're
going to be okay, you'll walk again andeverything,
but.....Something
happened. I'm trying to break this gently,but the fact is,your
willy was
chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it."The man
groans,
but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation
coming
to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy
that will
work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing
is, it
doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.
"The man perks up at this."So," the
doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inchesyou want. But
it's
something you'd better discuss with your wife. Imean, if you had a
five
inch one before, and you decide to go for a nineincher, she might
be a bit
put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only
to
invest in a five incher this time, shemight be disappointed. So
it's
important that she plays a role inhelping you make the
decision."The man
agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next
day."So," says
the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?""I have," says the
man."And
has she helped you in making the decision?""She has," says the
man."And
what is it?" asks the doctor."We're getting a new kitchen."