Once an old man was sitting on a bench in a park
a teenager walked up to the bench and sat down..
He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,
blue and yellow the old man started staring .
Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer, never done anything wild in your life?
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
had s*x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my
son."
