A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled
up, ready
to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a
book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and
fondles
her special area.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval
before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes
more
and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some
encouragement,
she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off
your
clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I
thought it
was 4play ," The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife
asks
angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?
" I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in
my
book.
