The young lady strolled through the National Zoo and finally
paused in front of the monkey island. Mystified as to the
whereabouts of the animals, she queried the keeper, "Where are all
of the monkeys ?"
"They're all back in the cave Miss." he responded, "It's right in
the midst of the mating season."
"I see." she replied, "Do you think they'd come out if I offered
them some of these peanuts ?"
Smiling the keeper responding, "Well, I can't rightly say as I know
Miss. Would *YOU*?"
