The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA
are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending
criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases
a bunny into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three
months of extensive investigations they conclude that bunnies
do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the
forest, killing everything in it, including the bunny, and they
make no apologies. The bunny had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly
beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a bunny! I’m a
bunny!”
It's satire.
The CIA's method as illustrated above is a parody of how they
approached the topic of Osama,when they were informed of his
existence way before 911.
The FBI's method is a parody of of how they handled Walco.
The LAPD's method is a parody of how they were caught on video
beating up a black man and forcing his confession.
Moral of the Story : American law enforcers have no blain!
:p
