Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't
gotten out
of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and
urging
her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out,
but
didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom, I have someone for you to
meet.
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after
dating
for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the
Catskills.
Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood
nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday
suit.
Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?
She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to
explore, but
down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night...
The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with
the black
panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... except that he is
wearing
a black condom.
She looks at him and asks: "What's with this black condom?"
He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences"
