Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone
unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of
explanation, first:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's
never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a
good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low
pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job
with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find
something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is
favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal
opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you
keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp.
If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a
decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's
domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor. If you appreciate the
female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't
... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're
sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep
yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ...
you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ...
you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If
she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you
don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... you're
oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.
Why do men die first? Because they want to.
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