Anyway, this is a joke I read about 7 years back. Very
funny...
Coming out to
Mum
A young Gay man decides that it is time to come
out to his parents.
He goes round and is talking to his mother in the kitchen and tells
her that he is Gay, at first she does not react at all, and he is
not sure if his mother has heard him or misunderstood what he has
said.
He repeats to her that he is Gay, she says I heard you, but tell me
does that mean that you puts other mens pricks in your mouth. Well
yes it does says her son, his mother then smacks him on the head
with a spoon.
What was that for he asks ? Don't you ever complain about the taste
of my cooking again, says his mother.