At a meeting for peace negotiations Bill Clinton and Saddam
Hussein were in Baghdad and when bill sat down in the conference
room he noticed Saddam with three buttons on the arm of his chair.
after a few minutes Saddam pressed the first button and a boxing
glove sprung up and hit Bill square in the jaw. In the spirit of
peace Bill decided to ignore this and continued talking until
Saddam pressed the second button and a wooden bat swung out and
hill Bill in the chin. Saddam started laughing. But again Bill
ignored this and continued . A minute later Bill saw Saddam press
the third button and he jumped in the air. But a big boot sprung
out and hit him in the balls. Bill had decided he had enough of
this and when back home.
Three weeks later the peace negotiations were re-scheduled in
Washington and as Saddam sat down in Bills conference room he
noticed Bill had three buttons on the arm of his chair. A little
while after they started talking Bill pressed the first button but
nothing happened, Bill started giggling. They continued to talk
then Bill pressed the second button, Saddam moved but again nothing
happened. Saddam was getting a little jumpy and Bill was laughing
even harder. A few minutes later Bill pressed the third button and
stared pissing himself but like the others nothing happened. Saddam
had enough of this, stood up and said "That's it! I'm going back to
Baghdad!" , to which Bill replied "What Baghdad?"
