The scene is a dark jungle in Africa.
Two tigers are stalking through the brush when the one to the rear
reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in
front.
The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out,
alright!"
The rear tiger says, "Sorry," and they continue.
After about another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out
with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front.
The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I
said stop it!"
The rear tiger says, "Sorry," and they continue.
After about another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks
the ass of the tiger in front.
The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it
with you, anyway?"
The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying
to get the taste out of my mouth!"
