A coroner being shown round the morgue asked why the three
bodies on the slabs were smiling...
The assistant replied the first an Englishman won a lottery
rollover, suffered a massive heart attack with the shock. Hence the
smile on his face
The second man is Scottish and was visiting a distillery, when he
fell in a vat of whiskey and drowned. Hence the smile on his
face.
The third is an Irishman who was struck by lightning!
But why has
he got a smile on his face? asked the coroner.
The assistant replied: He thought he was having his photograph
taken!
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Englishman, Scotsman & Irishman about to face the Italian
firing squad.
The Englishman said, Frighten them and theyll run away. Watch and
learn.
As he stepped up and they took aim, he shouted TORNADO!
The firing squad took off and he made his escape.
Next came the Scotsman as the firing squad returned.
As they took aim, he shouted "HURRICANE!"
Again the firing squad took off and he too made his escape.
As the firing squad reassembled it was the turn of Paddy.
He stood in front of the squad and as they took aim he screamed
"FIRE!"
