Brag on
Four
friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started
working
at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder
and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that
he gave
his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my
pride
and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight
school
to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where
he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his
best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'
The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in
the
best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his
own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave
away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the
congratulations for?'
One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel
for
the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?'
The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing
as
a stripper at a nightclub.'
The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a
disappointment.'
The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I
love him.
And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet
and
a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'
