One Monday morning after the weekly company meeting, a young
executive was complaining to his boss about the problems he was
having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"She gets me so angry sometimes," the young man confided.
"Well, son. I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife," replied
the boss.
"Whenever she got out of hand, I'd take her pants down and spank
her."
Shaking his head, the young guy replied, "That doesn't work. Once I
get her pants down, I'm not mad anymore."
